Sorry for putting a stop to the “12 Days of Stocking Stuffers Extravaganza”. Got hit with a stomach virus that shut down Hellion HQ. Now, where were we?
Ten lords-a-leaping…I sure as heck ain’t leaping yet, but you will when you put these lovelies in your earlobes.
PEACOCK EARRINGS- $ 12
Nine ladies dancing. Ladies, pencil in these lovelies in your dance card.
CANDY-COLORED BRACELETS- WOOD, GLASS, SEMI-PRECIOUS STONES, PLASTIC, ETC.- $12-25
8 maids-a-milking…Hmm, how do we make a connection to maids-a-milking?
OK, here goes…The PNC Christmas Price Index says that the cost of hiring someone to milk a cow is minimum wage, which is $ 7.25 an hour.
You can buy these earrings on a minimum wage salary if you work about an hour and a half. Cheap, right?
SCARAB EARRINGS- $ 10
Aw shoot, we we’re so busy making merry last night with the eggnog, that we forgot to post our day 7 stocking stuffer! Hiccup!
Again, we got the wrong bird because this certainly is not a swan-a-swimming. It’s an owl-a-hooting and it’s saying “buy me now”
VINTAGE OWL PENDANT ON FAUX LEATHER- $ 35
All right….I know these ain’t geese-a-laying, but they’re pretty swallows and they could fly around your collarbone if you like.
FIVE BIRDS ON CHAIN- $ 95
Five golden rings. No cash for gold this Christmas? You can still bling out your lady (or yourself) with some shiny bracelets. Throw five on that wrist and call it a day.
VARIOUS BRACELETS- $10 TO $65
Four calling birds. No? Then how about a Billion Hellions calling card that actually holds your cup of joe? Show everyone you love us so much, you actually take us to work with you.
A BILLION HELLIONS MUG- $ 10
Three French hens. Oooh la, la…how about resin sea urchin spike necklaces? Tres jolie!
RESIN SEA URCHIN SPIKES ON CHAIN- $10 to $45
Two turtle doves. Okay, maybe not on this necklace but you have an angel, some scissors, a lock and a leg, all displayed on your pretty little neck.
AUTHENTIC MEXICAN MILAGRO NECKLACE WITH GARNET NUGGET STONES- $ 110
