A Billion Hellions

Peacock Party

freakcycle — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 23:25:41 +0000

Sorry for putting a stop to the “12 Days of Stocking Stuffers Extravaganza”. Got hit with a stomach virus that shut down Hellion HQ. Now, where were we?

Ten lords-a-leaping…I sure as heck ain’t leaping yet, but you will when you put these lovelies in your earlobes.

PEACOCK EARRINGS- $ 12

Ballroom Bracelets

freakcycle — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 22:08:27 +0000

Nine ladies dancing. Ladies, pencil in these lovelies in your dance card.

CANDY-COLORED BRACELETS- WOOD, GLASS, SEMI-PRECIOUS STONES, PLASTIC, ETC.- $12-25

Beetle Beauties

freakcycle — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 22:27:38 +0000

8 maids-a-milking…Hmm, how do we make a connection to maids-a-milking?

OK, here goes…The PNC Christmas Price Index says that the cost of hiring someone to milk a cow is minimum wage, which is $ 7.25 an hour.

You can buy these earrings on a minimum wage salary if you work about an hour and a half. Cheap, right?

SCARAB EARRINGS- $ 10

Give a Hoot…As a Gift, We Mean

freakcycle — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 22:05:09 +0000

Aw shoot, we we’re so busy making merry last night with the eggnog, that we forgot to post our day 7 stocking stuffer! Hiccup!

Again, we got the wrong bird because this certainly is not a swan-a-swimming. It’s an owl-a-hooting and it’s saying “buy me now”

VINTAGE OWL PENDANT ON FAUX LEATHER- $ 35

A Bird Is a Bird Is a Bird

freakcycle — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 01:30:55 +0000

All right….I know these ain’t geese-a-laying, but they’re pretty swallows and they could fly around your collarbone if you like.

FIVE BIRDS ON CHAIN- $ 95

Bling-a-Ling- Are You Listening?

freakcycle — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 22:04:00 +0000

Five golden rings. No cash for gold this Christmas? You can still bling out your lady (or yourself) with some shiny bracelets. Throw five on that wrist and call it a day.

VARIOUS BRACELETS- $10 TO $65

Ho, Ho, Ho, A Cup of Joe

freakcycle — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 15:22:36 +0000

Four calling birds. No? Then how about a Billion Hellions calling card that actually holds your cup of joe? Show everyone you love us so much, you actually take us to work with you.

A BILLION HELLIONS MUG- $ 10

ABH Mug

freakcycle — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 15:20:45 +0000

Itchin’ for Urchin

freakcycle — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 15:30:44 +0000

Three French hens. Oooh la, la…how about resin sea urchin spike necklaces? Tres jolie!

RESIN SEA URCHIN SPIKES ON CHAIN- $10 to $45

Garnet Goody

freakcycle — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 22:24:39 +0000

Two turtle doves. Okay, maybe not on this necklace but you have an angel, some scissors, a lock and a leg, all displayed on your pretty little neck.

AUTHENTIC MEXICAN MILAGRO NECKLACE WITH GARNET NUGGET STONES- $ 110